YOU SAID:

If only there were a way to say go fornicate yourself

INTO JAPANESE

自分自身を放棄すると言う方法があっただけで

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There was only a way to say to give up myself

INTO JAPANESE

私自身をあきらめると言う方法だけがありました

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There was only one way to say that I gave up myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身をあきらめたと言うための唯一の方法がありました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was only one way to say that I gave up myself