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if potatoes wore bow ties, what is my neck

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモが蝶ネクタイを着れば、私の首は何ですか？

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If the potatoes wear a bow tie, what is my neck?

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモが蝶ネクタイを着れば、私の首は何ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the potatoes wear a bow tie, what is my neck?