YOU SAID:

if promises were crackers my daughter would be fat

INTO JAPANESE

もし約束がクラッカーだったら、私の娘は太っているだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the promise was a cracker, my daughter would be fat.

INTO JAPANESE

もし約束がクラッカーだったら、娘は太っているだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the promise was a cracker, my daughter would be fat.