YOU SAID:
If the law is against you, pound on the facts. If the facts are against you, pound on the law. And if both are against you, pound on the table.
INTO JAPANESE
法律があなたに不利なら、事実を叩きつけろ。事実があなたに不利なら、法律を叩きつけろ。そして、両方があなたに不利なら、テーブルを叩きつけろ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the law is against you, slam the facts. If the facts are against you, slam the law. And if both are against you, slam the table.
INTO JAPANESE
法律があなたに不利なら、事実を叩きつけろ。事実があなたに不利なら、法律を叩きつけろ。そして、両方があなたに不利なら、テーブルを叩きつけろ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the law is against you, slam the facts. If the facts are against you, slam the law. And if both are against you, slam the table.
You should move to Japan!