YOU SAID:

IF THE WORLD WERE LESS OF A NIGHTMARE I COULD GO BACK TO MAKING JOKES ABOUT HAM DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE

INTO JAPANESE

もし世界が悪夢の少なかったら、ハムについて冗談を言いに戻れたとしても、それは素敵に聞こえない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world had few nightmares, it wouldn't sound nice if I could go back to joking about Ham.

INTO JAPANESE

もし世界が悪夢を見なかったら、ハムについて冗談を言いに戻ることができれば、それは素敵に聞こえないだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world hadn't had nightmares, it wouldn't sound nice if we could go back to joking about Ham.

INTO JAPANESE

もし世界が悪夢を見ていなかったら、ハムについて冗談を言いに戻ることができれば、それは素敵に聞こえないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the world hadn't had nightmares, it wouldn't sound nice if we could go back to joking about Ham.