YOU SAID:

if there was a stupid and ugly contest you'd all win or lose which ever's funnier

INTO JAPANESE

もし愚かで醜いコンテストがあったとしたら、あなたたちは勝つか負けるか、どちらか面白い方を選ぶだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there was a stupid and ugly contest, you would either win or lose, whichever is more interesting.

INTO JAPANESE

もし愚かで醜いコンテストがあったとしたら、勝つか負けるか、どちらか面白い方を選ぶでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there was a stupid and ugly contest, I would choose to win or lose, whichever is more interesting.

INTO JAPANESE

もし愚かで醜いコンテストがあったら、私は勝つか負けるか、どちらか面白い方を選ぶでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there was a stupid, ugly contest, I would choose to win or lose, whichever is more interesting.

INTO JAPANESE

もし愚かで醜いコンテストがあったら、私は勝つか負けるか、どちらか面白い方を選ぶでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there was a stupid, ugly contest, I would choose to win or lose, whichever is more interesting.