YOU SAID:

if this gets to the front page I'll eat tofu 3nd end my whole career

INTO JAPANESE

これがフロントページに届いたら、私は私のキャリア全体の最後に豆腐3番目を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When this arrives on the front page, I eat a third tofu at the end of my entire career.

INTO JAPANESE

これがフロントページに到着すると、私は私のキャリア全体の終わりに3番目の豆腐を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When this arrives on the front page, I eat a third tofu at the end of my entire career.