YOU SAID:

if this post gets 1000 likes i will (not) shave my head

INTO JAPANESE

頭を低くしてたら、攻撃されてもわからないじゃないの！やっぱり頭は上げてなきゃね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I keep my head down, I will not be able to see the next attack! I must keep my head up.

INTO JAPANESE

頭を低くしてたら、攻撃されてもわからないじゃないの！やっぱり頭は上げてなきゃね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I keep my head down, I will not be able to see the next attack! I must keep my head up.