YOU SAID:

If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがその卒業証書をぶら下げて、私があなたをデッキに入れても、驚かないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't be surprised if you hang that diploma and I put you in the deck

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがその卒業証書を掛けて、私があなたをデッキに入れたとしても驚かないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't be surprised if you hang that diploma and I put you in the deck