YOU SAID:
if you don't slam, i will cry
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがスラムしなければ、私は泣きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't slam, I'm crying
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがスラムしなければ、私は泣いている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't slam, I'm crying
That didn't even make that much sense in English.