YOU SAID:

if you go poo-poo stick your head in doo-doo!

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あなたが行くうんちは髪形で顔を出す!

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You go yes immediately makes facial hair!

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あなた行くはいすぐに顔の毛になります!

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You go Yes makes facial hair right away!

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[はい] を行く顔の毛をすぐになります!

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Yes, that will soon go facial hair!

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はい、顔の毛すぐに行く!

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Yes, facial hair right away!

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はい、すぐに顔の毛!

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Yes, now in facial hair!

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はい、今の顔の毛で!

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Yes, with my face in the hair!

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はい、髪に私の顔に!

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Yes, the hair on my face!

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はい、私の顔に髪の毛!

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Yes, in the face of my hair!

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はい、私の髪の顔に!

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Yes, in the face of my hair!