YOU SAID:
If you got foreskin and you put nicotine patch thingies inside your foreskin, it gives you a better nicotine high than if you just smoked it. That's what you have been robbed of if you don't have foreskin; making flashlights and getting better nicotine highs.
INTO JAPANESE
包皮があれば、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼れば、ただタバコを吸うよりもニコチンの快感を味わえます。包皮がないと、懐中電灯を作ってニコチンで快感を得るという機会を奪われているのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin and get a better nicotine hit than you could by just smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you're deprived of the opportunity to make a flashlight and get a nicotine hit.
INTO JAPANESE
包皮があれば、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼ることで、タバコを吸うよりも効果的にニコチンを摂取できます。包皮がなければ、懐中電灯でニコチンを摂取する機会を失ってしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin and get more nicotine than smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you miss out on getting nicotine from the flashlight.
INTO JAPANESE
包皮があれば、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼ることで、タバコを吸うよりも多くのニコチンを摂取できます。包皮がなければ、懐中電灯からニコチンを摂取することができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin and get more nicotine than you would from smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you can't get nicotine from a flashlight.
INTO JAPANESE
包皮があれば、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼ることで、タバコを吸うよりも多くのニコチンを摂取できます。包皮がなければ、懐中電灯からニコチンを摂取することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin and get more nicotine than you would from smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you can't get nicotine from a flashlight.
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