YOU SAID:

If you got foreskin and you put nicotine patch thingies inside your foreskin, it gives you a better nicotine high than if you just smoked it. That's what you have been robbed of if you don't have foreskin, making flashlights and getting better nicotine highs.

INTO JAPANESE

包皮があれば、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼れば、ただタバコを吸うよりも強いニコチンハイを得られる。包皮がないと、懐中電灯を作ってより良いニコチンハイを得られる機会を奪われているのだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin and get a stronger nicotine high than just smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you're missing out on the opportunity to make a flashlight and get a better nicotine high.

INTO JAPANESE

包皮がある方は、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼ることで、タバコを吸うよりも強いニコチンハイを得ることができます。包皮がない方は、懐中電灯を作ってより強いニコチンハイを得る機会を逃していることになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin to get a stronger nicotine high than smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you're missing out on the opportunity to make a flashlight and get a stronger nicotine high.

INTO JAPANESE

包皮がある方は、ニコチンパッチを包皮の中に貼ることで、タバコを吸うよりも強いニコチンハイを得ることができます。包皮がない方は、懐中電灯を作ってより強いニコチンハイを得る機会を逃していることになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a foreskin, you can stick a nicotine patch inside your foreskin to get a stronger nicotine high than smoking a cigarette. If you don't have a foreskin, you're missing out on the opportunity to make a flashlight and get a stronger nicotine high.