YOU SAID:
If you're happy and you know it, commit suicide
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せで、それを知っているなら、自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are happy and know it, commit suicide
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せでそれを知っているなら、自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are happy and know it, commit suicide
That didn't even make that much sense in English.