YOU SAID:

If you see me, please, don't try to stop me or I will probably try to punch you in the face and kick you in the crouch.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私を見るならば、どうか、私を止めようとしないでください、さもなければ、私はあなたを顔でpunchって、しゃがみであなたを蹴ろうとします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you see me, please don't try to stop me, otherwise I will punch you with a face and try to kick you with a crouch.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私に会ったら、私を止めようとしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you see me, don't try to stop me.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私を見たら、私を止めようとしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you see me, don't try to stop me.