YOU SAID:
If you touch random cheese on the street you get the cheese touch
INTO JAPANESE
路上でランダムなチーズに触れると、チーズタッチが得られます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touching random cheese on the street will give you a cheese touch
INTO JAPANESE
路上でランダムなチーズを触るとチーズタッチが得られます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touching random cheese on the street will give you a cheese touch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.