YOU SAID:
If you want superpowers you'll have to take a lot more showers
INTO JAPANESE
超大国が欲しいならもっとたくさんシャワーを浴びなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want a superpower, you have to take more showers
INTO JAPANESE
超大国が欲しいなら、もっとシャワーを浴びなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want a superpower, you have to take more showers
That didn't even make that much sense in English.