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im about to cancer myself off a bridge

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橋から降りて癌になりそう

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I feel like I'm going to get cancer from falling off a bridge

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橋から落ちて癌になりそう

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Fall off a bridge and get cancer

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橋から落ちてガンになる

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fall off a bridge and get cancer

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橋から落ちてガンになる

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fall off a bridge and get cancer