YOU SAID:

im tired of life and i'm almost sure sleeping will solve all of my problems because that's the only thing i can do without messing up

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生に疲れており、睡眠が私の問題のすべてを解決することはほぼ確実だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am tired of life and sleep is almost certain to solve all of my problems

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生に疲れており、睡眠は私の問題のすべてを解決するのにほぼ確実です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am tired of life and sleep is almost certain to solve all of my problems