YOU SAID:

In retrospect, "so I guess we would all look the same if we were made into sausage" was probably weird small talk for a funeral

INTO JAPANESE

振り返ってみると、「ソーセージにしたらみんな同じように見えるだろう」と葬儀の世間話は奇妙だっただろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Looking back, the small talk of the funeral would have been strange, "If it was a sausage, everyone would look the same."

INTO JAPANESE

振り返ってみると、葬儀の世間話は「ソーセージだったらみんな同じように見えるだろう」と不思議だったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Looking back, the small talk of the funeral would have been strange, "If it was a sausage, everyone would look the same."