YOU SAID:
Is it a fire or is it a flame or is it a floor or is it a fridge or is it a freezer.
INTO JAPANESE
火災は、それまたは炎だ、床またはだ冷蔵庫または冷凍庫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fire is the floor it or fire it, also it's refrigerator or freezer.
INTO JAPANESE
火床は、それまたはそれを発射、またそれの冷却装置またはフリーザー。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.