YOU SAID:

Ishfhs...I'm sure he's an expert on laxatives! I canhhh...I can't weeeurhg...I can't wait to talk to him!

INTO JAPANESE

Ishfhs ...彼は下剤の専門家だと確信しています！なんてこった…おしっこできない…彼と話すのが待ちきれない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ishfhs ... I'm sure he's a laxative expert! What a mess ... I can't pee ... I can't wait to talk to him!

INTO JAPANESE

Ishfhs ...彼は下剤の専門家だと確信しています！なんてめちゃくちゃ…おしっこできない…彼と話すのが待ちきれない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ishfhs ... I'm sure he's a laxative expert! What a mess ... I can't pee ... I can't wait to talk to him!