YOU SAID:
It's 10:17 and I'm GoNNa WaSte MY sussy timeee, and now I fiiind sus.
INTO JAPANESE
それは 10:17 です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's 10:17.
INTO JAPANESE
10時17分です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's 10:17.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.