YOU SAID:
it's a party in my pants, and everyone is coming.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツの中でパーティーが開かれ、みんなが来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a party going on in my pants and everyone is coming.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツの中でパーティーが開かれていて、みんながやって来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a party going on in my pants and everyone is coming.
You've done this before, haven't you.