YOU SAID:

It's all a story, but I have any pants. Tames, my mom, says she has a HUGE GIANT dingaling.

INTO JAPANESE

全部作り話だけど、パンツは持ってるよ。母のテイムズは、ものすごく大きなディンガリングを飼っているって言うんだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all fiction, but I have pants. My mother, Tames, says she has a really big dingaling.

INTO JAPANESE

全部フィクションだけど、パンツは履いてるの。母のテイムズは、すごく大きなディルリング（ペニス）があるって言ってるの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all fiction, but I'm wearing pants. My mom, Tames, says I have a really big dilling (penis).

INTO JAPANESE

全部フィクションだけど、ズボンを履いてるの。母のテイムズは、私のペニスがすごく大きいって言うの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all fiction, but I'm wearing pants. My mom, Tames, says my penis is really big.

INTO JAPANESE

全部フィクションだけど、パンツを履いてるの。母のテイムズは、私のペニスがすごく大きいって言うの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's all fiction, but I'm wearing pants. My mom, Tames, says my penis is really big.