YOU SAID:
It looks like he's going to do a suicide! Suicide is badass
INTO JAPANESE
彼は自殺しようとしているようだ！自殺は悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He seems to be committing suicide! Suicide is bad
INTO JAPANESE
彼は自殺しているようだ！自殺が悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He seems to commit suicide! Suicide is bad
INTO JAPANESE
彼は自殺するようです！自殺が悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He seems to commit suicide! Suicide is bad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
