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jeez he said he loved someone like a week before he dumped them

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うわあ彼は彼がそれらを捨てる前に彼が一週間のように誰かを愛したと言った

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Wow he said he loved someone like a week before he threw them away

INTO JAPANESE

うわー彼は彼がそれらを捨てる前に彼が一週間のように誰かを愛したと言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wow he said he loved someone like a week before he threw them away