YOU SAID:

Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my kuso!

INTO JAPANESE

まったく、彼はちっちゃい！私のクソにはもっと大きなトウモロコシの塊が入ってたよ！

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Damn, he's tiny! I had a bigger chunk of corn in my shit!

INTO JAPANESE

くそ、彼は小さい！私のうんちにはもっと大きなトウモロコシの塊が入っていた！

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Damn, he's tiny! I had bigger chunks of corn in my poop!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、彼は小さい！私のうんちにはもっと大きなトウモロコシの塊が入っていた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh he's tiny! I had bigger chunks of corn in my poop!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、彼は小さい！私のうんちにはもっと大きなトウモロコシの塊が入っていた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh he's tiny! I had bigger chunks of corn in my poop!