YOU SAID:
John ate 300 puppies oh no.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは300匹の子犬を食べました、ああ、だめです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John ate 300 puppies, oh no.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンは300匹の子犬を食べました、ああ、だめです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John ate 300 puppies, oh no.
Come on, you can do better than that.