YOU SAID:
John, I want to get lost in the sauce and go to the mall naked
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン、ソースで迷子になって裸でショッピングモールに行きたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John, lost in the source, wants to go to the shopping mall naked
INTO JAPANESE
ソースで迷子になったジョンは、裸でショッピングモールに行きたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John, lost in the source, wants to go to the shopping mall naked
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
