YOU SAID:

John, I want to get lost in the sauce and go to the mall naked

INTO JAPANESE

ジョン、ソースで迷子になって裸でショッピングモールに行きたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

John, lost in the source, wants to go to the shopping mall naked

INTO JAPANESE

ソースで迷子になったジョンは、裸でショッピングモールに行きたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

John, lost in the source, wants to go to the shopping mall naked