YOU SAID:

Keep calm and carry on to the loo and you'll hopefully find a bog roll.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いてトイレに行けば、沼地のロールが見つかるといいですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you calm down and go to the bathroom, I hope you find a swamp roll.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いてトイレに行ったら、スワンプロールが見つかるといいですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you calm down and go to the bathroom, you'll hopefully find Swamp Roll.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いてトイレに行けば、スワンプロールが見つかると思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you calm down and go to the bathroom, I think you'll find Swamp Roll.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いてトイレに行けばスワンプロールが見つかると思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you calm down and go to the bathroom, I think you'll find Swamp Roll.