YOU SAID:

Kersploosh my fadoosh! This diggity doge is a frögeddy froge, my dildore.

INTO JAPANESE

私のファドッシュをKersploosh！このdiggityの元首は、私のディルドーです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kersploosh my Fadosh! The head of this diggity is my dildo.

INTO JAPANESE

私のFadoshをKersploosh！このdiggityの頭は私のディルドです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kersploosh my Fadosh! The head of this diggity is my dildo.