YOU SAID:

kill me already! China bad! Wife bad! Phone bad! Haha boomer!

INTO JAPANESE

もう殺して！中国が悪い！悪い妻！悪い電話！ハハブーム！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me already! China is bad! Bad wife! Bad phone! Hahaboom!

INTO JAPANESE

もう殺して！中国は悪い！悪妻！悪い電話！ハハブーム！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me already! China is bad! bad wife! Bad phone! Hahaboom!

INTO JAPANESE

もう殺して！中国は悪い！悪妻！悪い電話！ハハブーム！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Kill me already! China is bad! bad wife! Bad phone! Hahaboom!