YOU SAID:
Listen up, folks, war is over.
INTO JAPANESE
聞いて、人々、戦争は終わった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Listening, people, the war is over.
INTO JAPANESE
聞いて、人々、戦争は終わった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Listening, people, the war is over.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.