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Look how happy we all are after we stopped masturbating! It only took 7 years to get everyone on board with not masturbating, but the results are astounding. We have to go to the club!

INTO JAPANESE

マスターベーションをやめて、みんなどれだけ幸せになったか見て！みんながマスターベーションをやめることに同意するまでにたった7年かかったけど、その効果は驚くべきものだった。クラブに行かなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Quit masturbating and look how much happier everyone became! It only took 7 years for everyone to agree to quit masturbating, but the results were amazing. Gotta go to the club!

INTO JAPANESE

マスターベーションをやめたら、みんながどれだけ幸せになったか見て！みんながマスターベーションをやめることに同意するまでにたった7年かかったけど、その効果はすごかった！クラブに行かなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look how much happier everyone was when we stopped masturbating! It only took 7 years for everyone to agree to stop masturbating, but the results were amazing! We need to go to the club!

INTO JAPANESE

マスターベーションをやめたら、みんながどれだけ幸せになったか見て！みんながマスターベーションをやめることに同意するまでにたった7年かかったけど、その効果はすごかった！クラブに行かなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look how much happier everyone was when we stopped masturbating! It only took 7 years for everyone to agree to stop masturbating, but the results were amazing! We need to go to the club!