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Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no

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奥様、これは11ポンドのデリハムの塊です。骨も脂肪も結合組織もありません。数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾し、そして最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わさったものです。神には

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Ma'am, this is an 11-pound block of deli ham. It has no bones, no fat, no connective tissue. It's the meat of several pigs that have been emulsified, liquefied, strained, and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

奥様、これは 11 ポンドのデリハムです。骨も脂肪も結合組織もありません。数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせたものです。

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That, ma'am, is 11 pounds of deli ham, with no bones, no fat, no connective tissue -- the meat of several pigs that has been emulsified, liquefied, strained, and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは、骨も脂肪も結合組織もない、11 ポンドのデリハムです。数頭の豚の肉が乳化され、液化され、濾され、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わされたものです。

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It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, fat or connective tissue: the flesh of several pigs that has been emulsified, liquefied, strained and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは骨も脂肪も結合組織もない11ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせたものだ。

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It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, fat or connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that have been emulsified, liquefied, strained and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは骨も脂肪も結合組織もない11ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

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It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, no fat, no connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, strained, and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは、骨も脂肪も結合組織もない、11 ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

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It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, fat or connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, strained and ultimately combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは、骨、脂肪、結合組織のない11ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾過し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

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It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, fat or connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, filtered and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは骨も脂肪も結合組織もない11ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾過し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, no fat, no connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, filtered, and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは、骨も脂肪も結合組織もない、11 ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾過し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, fat or connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, filtered and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは骨も脂肪も結合組織もない11ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾過し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's an 11-pound deli ham with no bones, no fat, no connective tissue, made from the meat of several pigs that's been emulsified, liquefied, filtered, and finally combined into an obelisk of unholy meat.

INTO JAPANESE

それは、骨も脂肪も結合組織もない、11 ポンドのデリハムで、数頭の豚の肉を乳化、液化、濾過し、最終的に不浄な肉のオベリスクに組み合わせて作られています。