YOU SAID:
michael jackson eats apples with a fork because he's a wiener
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル・ジャクソンはウインナーであるため、フォークでリンゴを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael Jackson eats an apple with a fork because he is a Wiener
INTO JAPANESE
マイケル・ジャクソンはウインナーであるため、フォークでリンゴを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Michael Jackson eats an apple with a fork because he is a Wiener
That didn't even make that much sense in English.