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Mike thinks he can work on Subarus, he is the best mechanic in the land, he really deserves a high five to the face with a brick

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マイクはスバルで働けると思っています。彼はこの国で最高のメカニックです。レンガで顔を殴るのは本当に5分の1に値します。

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He is the best mechanic in this country. Beating in the face with bricks is really worth a fifth.

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マイクはスヴァールバルで働けると思ってる彼はこの国で一番の整備士だ。レンガで顔を殴るのは本当に5分の1の価値がある。

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He's the best mechanic in the country. Beating me in the face with bricks is really worth a fifth.

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マイクはスヴァールバルで働けると思ってる彼は国内最高の整備士だ。レンガで俺の顔を殴るのは5分の1の価値がある

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He's the best mechanic in the country. Hitting me in the face with bricks is worth a fifth.

INTO JAPANESE

マイクはスヴァールバルで働けると思ってる彼は国内最高の整備士だ。レンガで顔を殴るのは５分の１の価値がある

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He's the best mechanic in the country. A brick punch in the face is worth a fifth.

INTO JAPANESE

マイクはスヴァールバルで働けると思ってる彼は国内最高の整備士だ。顔にレンガをぶつけるのは５分の１の価値がある。

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He's the best mechanic in the country. Hitting a brick in the face is worth a fifth.

INTO JAPANESE

マイクはスヴァールバルで働けると思ってる彼は国内最高の整備士だ。顔にレンガをぶつけるのは５分の１の価値がある。

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Mike thinks he can work in Svalbard. He's the best mechanic in the country. Hitting a brick in the face is worth a fifth.