YOU SAID:

My cat decided today was a good day to delightfully pass away. So, my cat found the nearest banana and proceeded to promptly rest its rump on it.

INTO JAPANESE

うちの猫は今日が幸せに亡くなるのに良い日だと判断しました。そこで、うちの猫は一番近くにあったバナナを見つけて、すぐにお尻をその上に置き始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat decided today would be a good day to die happily. So my cat found the nearest banana and immediately started putting her butt on it.

INTO JAPANESE

うちの猫は今日が幸せに死ぬのに良い日だと決めた。そこで、うちの猫は一番近くにあったバナナを見つけて、すぐにお尻をその上に置き始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My cat decided today would be a good day to die happily. So my cat found the nearest banana and immediately started putting her butt on it.