YOU SAID:
My chinpo is hard because I left a huge kuso in your curtain rod!
INTO JAPANESE
カーテンレールに大きなクソを残したせいで私のちんぽが固くなっちゃった！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dick got hard from leaving a big shit on the curtain rail!
INTO JAPANESE
カーテンレールに大きなウンコを残して俺のチンコが硬くなった！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dick got hard leaving a big turd on the curtain rail!
INTO JAPANESE
私のペニスが硬くなって、カーテンレールに大きなウンコが残ってしまいました！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dick got so hard that it left a big turd on the curtain rail!
INTO JAPANESE
私のペニスが硬くなりすぎて、カーテンレールに大きなウンコが残ってしまいました！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dick got so hard that it left a big turd on the curtain rail!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
