YOU SAID:

My crazy brother quickly grabbed a bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I ** intend to add it to almost any ice cream. You put alcohol in your hair and two weeks later the police catch you with evidence in your pipe.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭のおかしい弟はすぐにココアパウダーの袋を掴んで飲もうとしました。私は**ほぼすべてのアイスクリームにそれを加えるつもりです。髪の毛にアルコールを塗ったところ、2週間後にパイプの中に証拠品が入っていたとして警察に逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crazy little brother immediately grabbed the bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I'm going to add it to almost every ice cream. He applied alcohol to his hair and was arrested two weeks later by the police, who found evidence in his pipe.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭のおかしい弟はすぐにココアパウダーの袋を掴んで飲もうとしました。ほぼすべてのアイスクリームに加える予定です。彼は髪にアルコールを塗り、2週間後にパイプから証拠を発見した警察によって逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crazy little brother immediately grabbed the bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I plan on adding it to almost every ice cream. He applied alcohol to his hair and was arrested two weeks later by police who found evidence in the pipe.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭のおかしい弟はすぐにココアパウダーの袋を掴んで飲もうとしました。ほぼすべてのアイスクリームに加えるつもりです。彼は髪にアルコールを塗り、2週間後にパイプから証拠を見つけた警察によって逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crazy little brother immediately grabbed the bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I'm going to add it to almost every ice cream. He applied alcohol to his hair and was arrested two weeks later by police who found evidence in his pipe.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭のおかしい弟はすぐにココアパウダーの袋を掴んで飲もうとしました。ほぼすべてのアイスクリームに加える予定です。彼は髪にアルコールを塗り、2週間後にパイプから証拠を発見した警察によって逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crazy little brother immediately grabbed the bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I plan on adding it to almost every ice cream. He applied alcohol to his hair and was arrested two weeks later by police who found evidence in the pipe.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頭のおかしい弟はすぐにココアパウダーの袋を掴んで飲もうとしました。ほぼすべてのアイスクリームに加えるつもりです。彼は髪にアルコールを塗り、2週間後にパイプから証拠を見つけた警察によって逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crazy little brother immediately grabbed the bag of cocoa powder and tried to drink it. I'm going to add it to almost every ice cream. He applied alcohol to his hair and was arrested two weeks later by police who found evidence in his pipe.