YOU SAID:
my dad is crazy and drinks alot he got fired btw he drinks alot of soysauce
INTO JAPANESE
私のお父さんは狂っていて、たくさん飲みます。彼はソーセージをたくさん飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father is crazy and drinks a lot. He drinks a lot of sausages.
INTO JAPANESE
私に父はたくさんの本を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has a lot of books.
INTO JAPANESE
私に父はたくさんの本を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father has a lot of books.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
