YOU SAID:
my dad is dead like an ant on a doorknob
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はドアノブのアリのように死んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad is dead like an ant on a doorknob
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はドアノブのアリのように死んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad is dead like an ant on a doorknob
That didn't even make that much sense in English.