YOU SAID:
My dad would get the wooden spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は木のスプーンを手に入れるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad will get a wooden spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は木のスプーンを手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad gets a wooden spoon
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は木のスプーンを手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my dad gets a wooden spoon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.