YOU SAID:
my dog chews on my shoes and my cat acts like a dying bat in a cave
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の靴を噛み、私の猫は洞窟で死にかけているコウモリのように振る舞います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites my shoes and my cat behaves like a dying bat in a cave
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の靴を噛み、私の猫は洞窟の中で死にかけているコウモリのように振る舞います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog bites my shoes and my cat behaves like a dying bat in a cave
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
