YOU SAID:
my dog eats my underwear and I do not know why.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、私の下着を食べるし、私はなぜかわからないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog eats my underwear, and I do not know why.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、私の下着を食べるし、私はなぜかわからないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog eats my underwear, and I do not know why.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.