YOU SAID:
My dog is an absolute idiot. Oh, wait! I dont have a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は絶対ばかです。あ、ちょっと待って!私は犬がいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is an absolute idiot. Oh, wait a moment! I have no dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は絶対ばかです。ああ、ちょっと待って!私には犬がいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is an absolute idiot. Oh, wait a moment! I have no dog.
Come on, you can do better than that.