YOU SAID:
My dog is sitting on me
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私の上に座っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is sitting on me
INTO JAPANESE
歩道の縁に座って...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting on the curb...
INTO JAPANESE
歩道の縁に座って...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting on the curb...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.