YOU SAID:
my dolphin pooped on my leg on the ciling
INTO JAPANESE
私のイルカは、私の脚に穴を開けた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dolphin pierced my leg
INTO JAPANESE
私のイルカが私の足を突き刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dolphin pierced my leg
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