YOU SAID:
My donkey died in a tennis eating contest
INTO JAPANESE
私のロバはテニスを食べるコンテストで死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My don't go to the tennis-eating contest.
INTO JAPANESE
警察に通報しないでね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't go to the police.
INTO JAPANESE
警察に通報しないでね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't go to the police.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.